Rethinking Jihad!

Disclaimer:( This blog will attack jihad and extreme radical Muslim behavior with common sense and humor. If this could offend you please skip today's post).

As we exchanged gifts and enjoyed holiday cheer yesterday another attempted jihad was foiled on a flight from Amsterdam to the United States. While every culture has their unreasonable extremists, (we have Al Gore and Nancy Pelosi), this attempt highlights the lack of effectiveness in bowing to dictators, closing detention facilities, and pandering to the world as another France or England. The only thing an extreme radical understands is the reward. So instead of closing the deterrents, claiming they are a recruiting tool for a civilization that creates it's own propaganda, we need to address the absurdity of the reward for achieving the ultimate goal. Just like explaining to Al Gore that after three blizzards in a week and Dallas having snow on Christmas for the first time in 29 years, their efforts might need reevaluation. So let's take a common sense look at jihad.

The reward to kill or maim infidels is a heaven with at least twenty virgins.Now far be it from me to poke holes in utopia but.... Does anyone else see a possible lack of foresight here? Is it truly heaven to be sentenced to keeping at least twenty sexually frustrated women happy? The to-do list alone would overwhelm the average man. You also have to look at the virgin thing, isn't that kind of a short term perk, if a perk at all? What's the reward after they are no longer virgins,sentenced to an eternity of the needs of 20 plus spouses? Personally it's beginning to sound like the polar opposite of heaven once we examine it closely. While having a quality relationship with one woman has certain demands, after all no relationship is without it's rough patches, can you imagine multiplying that by 20? Man is never without fault, and women are rarely shy about reaffirming those. The attention needs and supplying quality time for all those relationships is just too demanding, everyone involved is bound to operate at peak frustration. You see this is the result of short term thinking!

I know, I know...I'm a pig, but you can't deny a sane man would think twice about this utopia. Once the facts are brought to light, strapping on that bomb in the name of jihad should be the most distant thing on an extremist's mind. Someone should point out the consequences of their actions. You'll notice there are few, if any women suicide bombers! They don't fall for this line of hooey. The horror of dealing with twenty men at once isn't their idea of heaven. This is how you combat terrorism! You fight terror with terror.

God Bless
Capt. Bill