The media has announced that the people of Egypt are searching for their agent of change, their Barack Obama if you will. I for one can feel their pain, I mean we did without one for over 200 years, so in the spirit of giving, I suggest we send them ours. After all we are hardly using this one, his hands are so tied by the Constitution.
No Barack Obama would be complete without his supporting cast of characters, we are all very aware they , are a matched set. So, we would be remiss if we didn't also offer Joe Biden, Valerie Jarrett, Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reed, Steny Hoyer, and all the rest of the utopia seeking left wing legislators.
I don't think we could be satisfied without assuring Egypt has the full compliment of our diverse government so Barney Frank will also be a must. Then there is that wonderful chap from Georgia whose name escapes me at the moment, that is sure Guam will tip over if we continue to send more of our troops there. He needs a seat at this table as well!
Now since Barack Obama is of African heritage, we better send a full compliment of race advocates to insure equality in this venture. So Sheila Jackson Lee, pack your bags honey, your going to the promise land. She'll need a support staff, perhaps we could see ourselves clear of missing Reverend Jesse Jackson and the ever race minded Reverend Al Sharpton. Then our conscience can be clear that all race issues will be brought promptly to the attention of the public!
Now with all this hope and change going on we have to let the people know just how lucky they are, so once again we Americans will have to make a sacrifice! Say good by to Katie Couric, David Gregory, Chris Mathis, Arienna Huffington, The New York Times, and all the rest of the left wing media that gets a thrill up their leg every time our president speaks. Only with this crew will we know the Egyptian people are being properly indoctrinated, er, informed.
Since I've solved this problem, I can look forward to a stress free weekend, with no news reports of unrest! I hope you enjoy the same!
God Bless!
Capt. Bill
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