Is There No Heaven In Jihad?

Think not of those who are slain in Allah's way as dead. Nay, they live, finding their sustenance in the presence of their Lord;
They rejoice in the bounty provided by Allah: And with regard to those left behind, who have not yet joined them (in their bliss), the (Martyrs) glory in the fact that on them is no fear, nor have they (cause to) grieve.
—Qur'an, Sura 3 (Al-i-Imran), ayat 169 - 170

You have to wonder why Muslims are upset we hastened this reunion between bin Laden and Allah. Sounds pretty wonderful to me! Isn't a bit hypocritical to tout the glory of being a jihad suicide bomber when your out protesting that America sent bin Laden to Allah? If you ask me, it just waters down the message!

I took the time to research the 72 virgin thing they are offering as perks to turn yourself into a human explosion, it seems there are discrepancies about that. While they seem to be in agreement they will be beautiful brown eyed women, some say they will be wives, accompanied by a multitude of servants. So if your looking to have an afterlife comparable to something written in playboy advisor, you might want to do the research before you light the fuse. Some of the sexual connotations were lost in the translating. I guess it depends on whose warped mind was doing the interpretation!

Any who, you'd think the Muslims would be celebrating bin Laden's reunion with Allah, and sending us thanks for arranging it. The fact they aren't isn't doing any bonuses to their recruitment program, or perhaps they aren't as devote believers as we are led to believe.....

God Bless!
Capt. Bill