A Call to Heal!

The successful financial wizards of our time preach that we should find a niche' and fill it. Consumers will pay incredible amounts of money to someone who has a way to satisfy a void in their life. Well, with looming government run health care, and weighing in several other factors, I've developed a plan. I was thinking of naming it SAYL, which is an acronym for....Sorry About Your Luck. It's a support group designed to help liberals of any party affiliation deal with the broken promises of this administration. I'm almost certain I can sneak this in as a qualifying healthcare need under upcoming new insurance guidelines. We can just call it a prescription for the progressive. I'm open to any advice for promoting this new service, please feel free to list it under the comment section. I have a few ad ideas of my own I thought I'd bounce off of you!

Are you upset that we were lied to numerously about broadcasting the debate on healthcare legislation on C-span? Call SAYL today! Our 24 hour phone lines are equipped with counselors ready to talk you through your betrayal, and help you deal with the anguish and helplessness felt when casting a vote for liars.

Does it displease you that we took billions of dollars to stimulate our economy and now find out that 2/3's of it has yet to be used, and the economy is still no better off? Are you miffed you were lied to about how dire and immediate the need was to head off this crisis by the people you trusted with your vote? Call SAYL today!

Has the fact this administration incorrectly told you that using stimulus money would keep unemployment at 8%, while the truth is it's at 10%, have your panties in a knot? Get relief from realizing this administration... you voted into office. Call SAYL today!

Are you depressed that our new foreign policy, "Extending the hand of friendship", to our foes has been looked on as a joke by them? That we've coddled them just to have them laugh in our face, and our country is far less secure than when we held a position of posture, as the most powerful nation on earth? Is it bothersome that those you voted for don't have a clue about foreign relations? Call SAYL today for immediate guidance!

As a left wing liberal, are you fumed that your "walk on water" president has had to move to the center to keep anything together in Washington? That the concessions he's made also amount to the fact that he lied to you as well? Your not alone! We can dry those tears of lost socialistic utopia! Call SAYL today for the help you need!

Staying with the left wing theme....Are you peeved that the president you elected has found the policies of your dreaded arch nemesis, George Bush are actually effective and is using some of them himself? Call SAYL for soothing emotional comfort!

Does the fact GITMO still remains open, and is just another, in a series of lies, told to you by this administration you've put your trust into, leave you in a daily tizzy? Call SAYL to calm that aggression!

Are you depressed that left wing officials are finding it wise not to run for reelection, as they don't want to be held responsible for the inevitable failure of all of the proposed policy changes? Called SAYL and don't delay!

And finally.... Are you one of those left wing elected officials fearing your name will be preserved forever in history as an accomplice to the downfall of the United States of America? Is it bothersome history will portray you as a traitor and a liar? Do you lose sleep at night knowing you'll be held forever accountable for the collapse of our economy? Well, you can try calling SAYL for help but I'm not sure we have the antidote for that one!

God Bless
Capt. Bill